Story 2

A lover’s body is the best tape measurer

A few years ago, one of my friends wanted to buy her boyfriend a suit, but didn’t know his size. She was scared that if she asked him, he would’ve known that she was buying him clothes. So, she thought of a very stupid way of getting his measurements…

One night, she made him drink lots of wine. When he got home and feel asleep on the bed, she carefully took out the tape measurer and measured his arms, waist, etc. she was scared to wake him so she did all this very carefully. He was very heavy when he was drunk, so this took her a lot of effort, but in the end she still successfully got all his measurements.

She bought him the suit, but it didn’t fit him. So, she came to the conclusion that men need them to go and try on suits themselves.

No, I don’t think so.

A lover’s body is the most useful and accurate piece of tape measurer.

Want to buy him a watch? Just hold his hand one day and slip your hand around his wrist. You will remember how thick it is.

Want to buy him jeans? Just hug him tightly around his waist and you will know what to buy.

Want to buy him shoes? That’s so easy. Just put your foot onto his and see how much space there is left.

Want to buy him a hat? Take his head into your arms and you won’t go wrong.

Just use every inch of your body to measure every inch of his body. Then you’ll see how accurate this is.

enjoy fellow french fries! ^^ ^^ ^^

love, from alice ^^